I have straight eyelashes...help? :(?

Okay so my eyelashes don't naturally curl...AT ALL. Not even an eyelash curler by itself will work. It'll curl & the next five minutes it's back straight again. It's so frustrating! I sometimes have to go through the trouble of using an eyelash curler heated by a hair dryer & it curls for like 30 minutes & then it's back down again. & also it gives me dry eyes. The latest thing I've tried is a little rotating mascara thing & that didn't even work. Is there any trick/object I could use to get my eyelashes frickin' curled?! Please don't make any medical suggestions like a prescription solution or cosmetic surgery type thing. Thanks if you can help!